Pound meat being superhero with Infinity Gauntlet tenderizer
"Just ask Thanos and hell tell you a perfectly balanced meal requires a well-tenderized slab of meat," the product description reads.
(Web Desk) – Marvel-themed ‘Infinity Gauntlet’ meat tenderizer is the new superhero gadget to get your mission done – to tenderize meat.
Made from a heavy duty, gold-tinted stainless steel, the product helps you smash red meat, poultry, every other kind of meat and superheroes into oblivion like a true supervillain.
Thanos wiped out half the known universe with The Snap - but could he perfectly flatten a chicken breast? Not a chance.
There’s an internal silicone grip for non-slip meat bashing, while the underside features spike-textured knuckles to ensure epic tenderizing potential is unlocked.
"Just ask Thanos and he’ll tell you a perfectly balanced meal requires a well-tenderized slab of meat," the product description reads.
"Fun isn’t something one considers when flattening a raw sirloin steak, but wielding the Infinity Gauntlet Meat Tenderizer is sure to put a smile on your face.
"You can’t erase half the universe with a click of your fingers, but you can pound red meat, pork, poultry and superheroes into submission."
Measuring approximately 10cm(W) x 25cm(H) x 15cm(D), it’s also dishwasher safe –because as even Marvel superheroes and villains need to keep their stuff nice and clean - and has a handy hook so you can hang it up when you’re done with your tenderizing.
The gauntlet comes with a recipe book packed full of Marvel-themed dishes you could use your meat tenderizer for, including ‘Stark Tartare’, ‘Endgame Pie’, ‘Pepper Chicken Potts Pie’, ‘Infinity Cutlet’ and ‘Hawkeye Steak’.
It fancy a nice cut of flat iron (man) steak though if you’re using meat from your freezer stash, just don’t forget to, erm, Thor it thoroughly before tenderizing.
It costs £19.99 - a damn site cheaper than the cost of travelling round the galaxy to collect a load of Infinity Stones.
