Twitter Buffet is served: 'Adulterer' Amir and 'gold digger' Faryal
Twitter Buffet is what you need to shut everything down for this weekend
(By Abdullah Ejaz) – Twitter Buffet is what you need to shut everything down for this weekend because it is worth the read.
Pakistan has a fresh PM
Big week for Pakistani politics as a fresh leader of the House was elected after Nawaz Sharif was dismissed over opposition s petition seeking his disqualification.
Shahid Khaqan Abbasi, former oil minister now serves as the Prime Minister of Pakistan.
However, his first address to the House made him sound like a representative of a political party and not the leader of the nation. During his address, he resorted to rhetorics, loose rebirth of which would be, Nawaz Sharif remains the premier for me.
Many of our readers will agree that first address of any premier, no matter what it is and where it is, should sound like leader of the nation and not candidate of a party.
Prime Minister Shahid Khaqan Abbasi is a competent and committed stalwart of Nawaz Sharif ... Long live Pakistan! -ss
— Shehbaz Sharif (@CMShehbaz) August 1, 2017
Shafqat Cheema slapped his wife
Shafqat Cheema does not get the modern times.
The he-man of Lollywood who is far removed from comedy and too centered in anti-heroics, Shafqat Cheema was live at ARY studios for morning show with Sanam Baloch this week when he revealed that he had assaulted his wife for giving birth to five daughters one after the other.
It sounds terrible, we know but that is what he said.
Cheema went on narrating this one encounter he had with late Sultan Rahi. The film and telly actor believes that the Almighty blessed him with a baby boy after Rahi prayed for the couple.
Cheema recalled that whilst on sets, Rahi inquired on him why was he tensed to which Landa Bazar actor said he wants a boy this time around.
Rahi, as narrated by Cheema, went straight for a sajda and told him once he got up that his wishes would come true.
Yes... Cheema thrashed his wife and Rahi prayed for a baby boy. Yes.
ARY morning show: Shafqat Cheema narrates a cute story when he slapped his wife for giving birth to five girls and no boys. (Sarcasm kutto)
— Blessing your TL (@MerryAndr3w) July 31, 2017
British model slaps Indian actor on sets
British fashion model and actor Scarlett Wilson reportedly slapped an actor on sets of her upcoming venture Hansa – Ek Sanyog for making unwelcome advances.
The Baahubali: The Beginning actress is a budding name in Indian film industries and reportedly she had to face an awkward incident when Umakant Rai had to be policed.
Reportedly, Wilson snapped when he attempted to touch her. The incident brought the shoot to halt and the guy was thrown out of the sets.
Producer of the venture sought an apology from Rai and warned that he would raise the issue with Film Federation of India.
Wilson is next signed opposite Akshay Kumar for Gold.
#Baahubali actress #ScarlettWilson slaps co-star for misbehaving with herhttps://t.co/Xyb5afGV5x pic.twitter.com/tyuyjjbAOh
— India Today Showbiz (@Showbiz_IT) August 2, 2017
Imran and Nisar’s alleged secret rendezvous
Journalist with The New York Times claimed this week on Tuesday that Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf chief Imran Khan met with former interior minister Chaudhry Nisar Ali Khan at an Islamabad eatery and it made to our Twitter Buffet given the sensitivity of the case.
Pakistan correspondent for The New York Times, Salman Masoon stated that Khan and the former minister met at Aylanto Café in F-7 of Islamabad.
However, no explanation has been offered by either of the two leaders whose meeting would be a national news given the current political scenario following Nawaz Sharif’s dismissal under Article 62 and Article 63 on July 28.
It s confirmed. Imran Khan and Ch Nisar met at the newly opened Aylanto Cafe in F-7.
— Salman Masood (@salmanmasood) July 31, 2017
SRK gets together with Diplo after Akon
The Shah -- a -- Rukh -- a -- Khan got together with another biggie, Diplo for Phurrr of Jab Harry met Sejal album and the song is a chart buster! (Well we have not come across any news yet but we wanted to say it). So yes. It is a chart buster!
Have a go:
Nargis Fakhri thinks Superwoman is ‘fine’
Ayesha Gulalai and Imran texts take over Pakistan
National Assembly (NA) member from Federally Administered Tribal Areas (FATA) Ayesha Gulalai accused Imran Khan of dropping inappropriate hints through text messages over the past years.
She claimed that her political career and participation in PTI affairs suffered owing to Khan s approaches.
PTI chairman denied making any move whereas Gulalai had allegedly shown Khan s text messages to Hamid Mir in his programme on Geo Television.
According to the MNA, she received the first ever such message from Khan s mobile phone number in 2013 and the last one in July 2016.
Hamid Mir says messages shown to him by Ayesha Gulalai give credence to her claims and should be investigated...
— Shahzeb Khanzada (@shazbkhanzdaGEO) August 3, 2017
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Twin cities-famed Savour Foods opens in Lahore
Savour Foods opened its outlet in Lahore this week after a success story on College Road of Rawalpindi and Blue Area of Islamabad that still continues.
Finally its coming to lahore#SavourFoods #Islamabad #Lahore #Pakistan #PindiBoys https://t.co/YZHr7qcINq
— GIT-Magazine (@Graspintime) July 20, 2017
Amir Khan brands wife Faryal a gold digger, parts ways
Briton Amir Khan and Faryal Makhdoom got into an ugly spat on Twitter that rose out of a divorce. Khan announced that he was partying ways with the fashion model whereas Makhdoom, after tearing Khan down on in a number of bashing tweets, claimed that her handle was hacked.
The above written does not justify the drama that Twitter witnessed on Friday late afternoon. Makhdoom deleted her tweets but Twitter Buffet has all the screengrabs that you would love to devour!
Here is all laid bare for buffoons:
Bout: Khan Vs Makhdoom
Ring: Twitter 2017
Winner: Anthony Joshua
So me and the wife Faryal have agreed to split. I m currently in Dubai. Wish her all the best.
— Amir Khan (@amirkingkhan) August 4, 2017
Faryal moved on quick. Always mentioned to me how much she wanted to be with another guy, from all people another boxer @anthonyfjoshua pic.twitter.com/1GBAQnvzMC
— Amir Khan (@amirkingkhan) August 4, 2017
Lol moved up in the weight classes lol. Trust me I ain t the jealous type. No need to send me pictures of the men your talking to #disgusted
— Amir Khan (@amirkingkhan) August 4, 2017
Mans like Joshua can have my left overs!
— Amir Khan (@amirkingkhan) August 4, 2017
Left my family and friends for this Faryal. I m not hurt but another fighter. I m making it public. You getting the divorce #Golddigger
— Amir Khan (@amirkingkhan) August 4, 2017
This is how Faryal responded
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PTI social media turns on Naeemul Haque
Naeemul Haque was blasted by his cyber army this week after he allegedly admitted of discussion with Ayesha Gulalai over marriage which apparently was against PTI’s stance in the issue.
Shafqat Mehmood, one of the senior members of PTI covered for the blunder by stating on social media that Haque’s handle was hacked (Too much hacking this week in Twitter Buffet).

People aren’t liking Coke Studio 10 national anthem rendition
Coke Studio season ten announced its arrival with this week s rendition of the national anthem that was released. However, the composition to which at least 40 singers have contributed to did not impress many.
Coke Studio, we hope betters as it goes on because this surely was not the start they had aimed for.
Better than @cokestudio s terrible attempt.#CokeStudio10 pic.twitter.com/qbg33oHhaA
— Saad Amjad (@SaadAmjad_) August 4, 2017
Celebrating 70yrs of Pakistan with that logo & 10yrs of Coke Studio with this national anthem, clearly the good part of 2017 is over for us.
— nma. (@namaloomafraaad) August 4, 2017
You guys do realize that Coke Studio is a marketing gig at the end of the day, right? That s what it comes down to.
— Faizan. (@merabichrayaar) August 4, 2017
Coke Studio Seasonepotism theme song is out.
— Tony (@anthonypermal) August 4, 2017
In other news, Umair jaswal will be ruining another QB song this season on coke studio :) pic.twitter.com/jDtALJdGTH
— nma. (@namaloomafraaad) August 4, 2017
Amazon sells Trump’s tweets on toilet paper
From Donald Trump agreeing with Kremlin that United States-Russia ties have hit a new low to him admitting that the United States was losing war in Afghanistan, the world media has got it all but what we want to get into is what Amazon has done.
Amazon has introduced toilet papers in market which have some of Trump s most disgusting tweets imprinted on them for people to wipe their butts.
Now that is called selling the product to Trump haters, which actually are quite a lot.
Amazon selling toilet paper printed with Trump tweets https://t.co/eHMdnFHX91 pic.twitter.com/G9TtnKgL5f
— The Hill (@thehill) August 5, 2017
This brings us to the end of the buffet but before you move on to having a lovely weekend, have a go at this week s vlog.
-- Twitter Buffet vlog --
This is what people have to say about Savour Foods Lahore